Sa hirap maghanap ng trabaho sa panahon ngayon, pati pag se-salesman ng vacumm cleaner ay pinasok ko na. 

 Minsan, pumunta ako sa isang bahay sa isang barangay. Kumatok ako sa pinto... Isang malaking misis ang nagbukas sa akin. Pero bago nakapagsalita ang babae, inunahan ko sya. mabilis akong pumasok papunta sa sala nila para di na makatangi sa presentation ko. 

 Katulad ng utos ng boss ko, binuksan ko ang isang plastic bag ng sm at ibinuhos lahat ng lamang tae ng kalabaw sa carpet. This was a technique taught to me In selling to get a massive and immediate attention from the buyer. 

 Sabi ko sa kanya w/ confidence: "Misis, pag di nalinis ng vacuum cleaner ko NGAYON ang mga tae sa carpet niyo, kakainin ko isa-isa yan!", ang mayabang na sinambit ko.

"Gusto mo ng ketsup para diyan?"

 Sabi ko, "Bakit po?"

 "Eh, kalilipat lang namin. wala pa kaming kuryente."

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Name the States

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.



He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.



They came up with about 40 names.



He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.



One lad raised his hand and said, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13."

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Gift wraping

A very tight man was looking for a gift for a girlfriend.



Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he
could purchase for almost nothing.



He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it had been
broken in transit.



In due time, the man received an acknowledgement from his friend.



"Thanks for the vase," it read. "It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each
piece separately."

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