When I was in the service, I worked with a marine named Gunny Johnny. He is a mean, nasty, wise ass and we were assigned to the same casualty collection group during the Gulf War. One night, we were up late waiting for orders to go ashore for our mission. Gunny, (who is also an avid Harley-Davidson motorcyclist) liked to boast about his women and I just happened to have enough already of his stories about the "bitches" he had made love to. So to shoot him down, I played dumb and asked him, "Hey, Gunny, aren't bitches female dogs?" and before he could actually respond, I cut him short by saying, "Boy, life must have been really tough for you!"
The whole compartment of US Marines and Navy sailors just burst into laughter. You should have seen his face changed colors and I could tell he just wanted to kill me but his fellow Marines got hold of him. From then on, I never heard him boast about his "bitches" again.
-Ben Soloria
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