CATS VS. DOGS

Cats and dogs

The Difference Between Dogs and Cats



1. A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.



A cat will ignore you and take a nap.



2. A cat looks silly on a leash.



3. When you get home, a dog will be happy and lick your face.



A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.



4. A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies.



A cat will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day
you were born.



5. A dog knows when you're sad, and he'll try to comfort you.



A cat doesn't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can
opener is.



6. A dog will bring you your slippers.



A cat will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.



7. When you take them for a ride, A dog will sit on the seat next to you.



A cat has to have her own private basket, or she won't go at all.



8. A dog will come when you call him, and he'll be happy.



A cat will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.



9. A dog will play fetch with you all day long.



The only thing a cat will lay with all day long is small rodents or bugs,
preferably ones that look like they're in pain.



10. A dog will wake you up if the house is on fire.



A cat will quietly sneak out the back door.